Two fat boys
are being looked at
no, stared at
by a thin man
who then trips over
face first
into a ditch
Two Fat BoysIn Croydon
two fat boys
(Rick and Sam)
are drunk under the moon
neither have ever been fallen in love with
Two Fat BoysFour wickets in one innings
ah, that was such a long time ago
thinks one fat boy at a desk
eating spreadable cheese sandwiches
Two Fat BoysTwo fat boys
in the back of an old Fiat Panda…
one notices a dead elephant
how could it have become dead?
ah . . . now it begins
Two Fat BoysTwo fat boys
waiting at the zebra crossing
see Nancy on the other side
dressed in the fuckest thing you ever did see
Two Fat BoysTwo fat boys
fight
over a snapped ruler
The next day
they’re best of friends again
having a lack
and having no-one else
to fill that lack
Two Fat BoysDonald Duck
One Fat BoyOne fat boy
in the toilets of McDonald’s, Stroget
shakes the last drops of urine
from his penis
and notices
the ubiquitous pissmat
of Kerne Hansen
One Fat BoyOne fat boy
looks at his maths mark
a ten!
how gleefully he walks down the corridor
In science
a ten!
again!
mischievously Joe Slick starts the rumours
One Fat BoyOne fat boy
gets lost
in the woods
holding a stick
James Davis © 2006.
James Davies has written in Clacton, Exeter, Copenhagen and Manchester. At the moment he works teaching English - various. Also drawing, readings, mags, festivals, exhibitions, friends, women, bars, etc. He also edits Matchbox.