Two fat boys
are being looked at
no, stared at
by a thin man
who then trips over
face first
into a ditch
Two Fat BoysIn Croydon
two fat boys
(Rick and Sam)
are drunk under the moon
neither have ever been fallen in love with
Two Fat BoysFour wickets in one innings
ah, that was such a long time ago
thinks one fat boy at a desk
eating spreadable cheese sandwiches
Two Fat BoysTwo fat boys
in the back of an old Fiat Panda…
one notices a dead elephant
how could it have become dead?
ah . . . now it begins
Two Fat BoysTwo fat boys
waiting at the zebra crossing
see Nancy on the other side
dressed in the fuckest thing you ever did see
Two Fat BoysTwo fat boys
fight
over a snapped ruler
The next day
they’re best of friends again
having a lack
and having no-one else
to fill that lack
Two Fat BoysDonald Duck
One Fat BoyOne fat boy
in the toilets of McDonald’s, Stroget
shakes the last drops of urine
from his penis
and notices
the ubiquitous pissmat
of Kerne Hansen
One Fat BoyOne fat boy
looks at his maths mark
a ten!
how gleefully he walks down the corridor
In science
a ten!
again!
mischievously Joe Slick starts the rumours
One Fat BoyOne fat boy
gets lost
in the woods
holding a stick
James Davis © 2006.
James Davies has written in Clacton, Exeter, Copenhagen and Manchester. At the moment he works teaching English - various. Also drawing, readings, mags, festivals, exhibitions, friends, women, bars, etc. He also edits Matchbox.
Is to be gay more liberating when addressing affections
I question myself of late, and late at night
Not too seriously yet with inner contention
I have loved two men in my life
And as most alphas would have experienced
I am bound to them by blood and money I owe
Yet be it a revelation within me
Or merely a mature acceptance donated by age
I for one am a heterosexual
Living in some form of metropolis
Yet not fond of the term metrosexual
I love women and one woman more than anyone
Yet I have seemingly fallen for a man
Not biblically nor sexually, as it is ...
We have never met, and never locked eyes
He is more a flesh and blood casing for his mind
It is the mind of the man that I desire to be intertwined with
He has made me laugh, cry, regret confess and think
More than any other has done in my years on our planet
I feel I want to buy him a glass of the finest wine
The most sumptuous main courses he devours
All he has spoken to me of on countless occasion
Yet we have never met, never passed on the street
Once I went to find him, but I blushed
I blushed on the plane, on the bus, and again on the subway
Such was the nature of my affliction friends
I couldn't dismount from the A train
And thus I got lost, not geographically you understand
Lost in my thoughts, locked in conflict, utterly lost ...
I longed to overcome my fear of the handshake that I had dreamed of
Yet the moment had passed, like a rat o'er shoe in manhattan
Nevertheless my affections have grown stronger and now I feel fulfilled
I have a friend who I can turn to, and I don't need to talk to him
As when he talks to me I get comfortably lost
And that is where I find my bliss.
Stephen Monaghan © 2006.
one uncle
overdosed in a cell
while locked up
for forging prescriptions:
no inquiry
just another dead catholic
in Belfast, 1962
one I remember
hid bottles of whiskey
in the fields
and we had “our little secret” -
entire days at the pub
while he drank and drank
and me, eating peanuts and drinking Coke,
as he explained the difference
between “wee white lies”
and the proper kind
yet another
was a vengeful alcoholic
who tried to kick
my grandparent’s door in
and fell out of bed
smashed his head
and bled
to death
as he slept
one went out for cigarettes
and never returned
another painted imaginary landscapes
from a cell in Long Kesh
my grandmother’s collection
of yellowing newspaper clippings
in an old biscuit tin
all that may remain of his legacy
when I was 14
I was suspended
for writing pro-communist pamphlets
and pasting them
all over my Catholic High School
the priest,
a watery eyed old alcoholic
shook with rage and said:
“Do you have any idea what the communists
“did to the priests in Spain???”
I laughed and said
“Yes.”
they told my father that I was bright
but my mind needed to be
channeled
effectively
but instead of the priesthood,
or teaching,
or the business world
or any of that horseshit
I’m glad to say
I stuck
with the family business
Tony O'Neill © 2006.
In a previous life Tony O’Neill played keyboards for bands and artists as diverse as Kenickie, Marc Almond and The Brian Jonestown Massacre. After moving to Los Angeles his promising career was derailed by heroin addiction, quickie marriages and crack abuse. While kicking methadone he started writing about his experiences on the periphery of the Hollywood Dream and he has been writing ever since. His autobiographical novel DIGGING THE VEIN will be published in Feb 2006 by Contemporary Press, in the US and Canada. Wrecking Ball Press plan to release a UK edition Summer 2006. He lives in New York where he works a variety of odd jobs and writes.
More details can be found at http://www.tonyoneill.net/